Proper Stoner's Etiquette.

I'm not really the one to smoke with any & everybody, but over the past few days due to the holidays I made some exceptions. I even managed to make some observations while at other sessions I attended and I've noticed some very bad etiquette when it comes to getting stoned. So hopefully I can spread the gospel, and bring some to the light so you all don't fuck up at the next session you attend.



1. One who buys the hippie lettuce and rolls the blunt gets to spark it, and christen the blunt with the first few puffs......

2. If you didn't put in don't patronize the Buyer on how many puffs he or she gets, or what rotation the blunt goes in.......just relax it will come to you

3. But Buyers don't be greedy with your weed, never take an extra hit and then use the "I bought this weed" excuse...It's not fair to fuck up the rotation and it's rude.

4. DO NOT Nig Lip the blunt, in other words don't wet the blunt with your saliva....that shit is disgusting and so amateur-ish.

5. Never complain about the quality of someone else's weed, no one said you had to smoke it.

6. No Baby Sitting , 9 times out of 10 the session is more concerned about hittin the blunt rather than hearing about your problems.

7. Respect the location in which you smoke, clean up after yourselves.....God Blessed us all with hands to pick the trash up.

8. Share the Munchies!

9. No MOOCHING! bring your own.....contribute to the session sometime.

10. DO NOT Bic of the stoners, meaning don't take any lighters that aint yours.....people might need those later.

If you follow these 10 easy steps I'm sure your session experiences will go a lot smoother, hey you might even get invited back.